i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
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In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
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I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
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