Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
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i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
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IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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