I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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