she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
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Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
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I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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