i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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