therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
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her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
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Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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