He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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