another moral hangover. fuck.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
He passed out mid-signature
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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