This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
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We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
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I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I can't turn off my feet"
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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