Cold hands, warm shart.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
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I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
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Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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