You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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