I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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