i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
Success! We fucked roommates!
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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