Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
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