there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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