we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
