You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Randomize
