Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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