And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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