found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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