i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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