We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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