so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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