You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
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My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
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Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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