when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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