When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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