is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
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Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
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Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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