Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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