i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Randomize
