is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
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would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
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Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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