and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
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so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
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At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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