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just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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