Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
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Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
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Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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