just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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