Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
i think i have herpe
just one?
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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