Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
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