don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I think people are normalizing furries
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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