I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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