I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Found the puke drawer
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
My vagina just clenched in fear
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