just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
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Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
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A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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