im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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