Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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