Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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