I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
that is very illegal...i love you.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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