I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
You are the jesus of drinking
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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