So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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