That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
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So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
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just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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