He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
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This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
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Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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