they need to just BURY HIM!
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
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with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
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When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
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