I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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