My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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