I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
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