call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
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You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
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we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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