I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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