dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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