It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
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He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
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BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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