I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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